OK…here’s the deal. We haven’t abandoned you. In fact, we love you all deeply. Really…especially you in the thong. That’ a good look for any guy.
But Hannah is knocked up again and for the past several weeks we’ve been scrambling around trying to get our crap in some reasonable order before she explodes. Which, according to people who know about such things, will be in about a month.
Now on to more important matters…TESTICLES! The new baby has a pair, so my world will be less pink and whiny…thank God! In fact, with the additional set of danglers, I’m declaring victory over these frilly broads. Sure, there may be three women in the family, but soon there will be FOUR glorious testicles. Clearly, the men win!
So, what does this mean to you, the loyal and sometimes drunken FamilyHack readers? Well, you’ll have to make do without our brand of internet pablum for a little while longer. After all, Hannah is busy building a mini-me and then I’ll be spending several weeks just staring at my new sons enormous package.
Of course, we’ll be back after the baby dust has cleared. In the meantime you’ll just have to focus on your heroin habit and that fancy new mullet you’ve been working on. It’ll go great with that thong you look so luscious in.
Ooooh congratulations!! Very cool Boys are fun! (I am biased though).
Although, as the mother of a 3 yr old with not only testicles, but also a penis, they can still be pretty whiney. Also, my son recently declared that his favorite color is pink. I’m just saying….
lisa has a very legitimate point (re: pink/whiny).
and that baby looks just like you! and susie, kind of. i wonder if he’ll be blond…
That’s so exciting! Congrats on the testicles headed your way. It’s too bad we don’t live closer. I’m having a girl and all I have is boxes of boy stuff.
He-Man action figures, anyone?
Congrats again. I hope everything goes well and I’m actually kind of glad you haven’t been blogging very much. It makes me feel less guilty. Thanks for that too.
Well, holy moly! Congratulations and best wishes! You go boy.
Thanks for the warning Lisa. I’m sure the forces of evil will align against me and offer up a little boy who out prances our girls tenfold. Hannah will love watching me squirm.
That’s the first thing we thought when we saw him on the ultrasound. “Damn, he looks just like Susan.”. If he follows her path, he’ll be dark haired for 6 months and then go blond.
Thanks for the kind words. Hannah is due on the 25th but is sure it’s going to happen sooner. She’s thinking this Sunday….mother’s day is best. She wryly says what better gift can I give my mother than making her babysit all day.
Good luck with your birth. We’re rooting for you and Chuck.
you guys should do some kind of boy-girl baby stuff exchange by mail. it’d be a win-win!