Meet The Family
Michael Davis – Papa
A loud mouth whose hobbies include sarcasm and French wine. Two things that will most certainly get him punched right in his purple teeth. Obsessed with good design, productivity and the “best way” to do anything makes Michael hard to live with. Recently, his enormous ego created About Michael Davis.
Contact him at:
michael at familyhack dot com
Hannah Russell-Davis – Mama
Too nice for her own damn good, she can smell a deal in the next county. Also, the expert on all things organic, alternative and off the grid, she’ll teach you how to live like a hippie without being a preachy pain in the ass.
Contact her at:
hannah at familyhack dot com
Khymi – Big Sister
8 years old and a curly blur. She’s convinced she’s the almighty and will smite anyone who suggests otherwise. Fascinated with foreign languages and screechy Irish music, she won’t live much longer if she doesn’t stop the incessant babbling and warbling.
Contact her at:
She’s far to busy for this email jazz
Susan – aka: Pudge
Just 4 years old, she thinks she’s running for public office. Not a moment passes without a stump speech from the Susie. Not nearly as fat as she was when she got the terrible nickname, one day she’ll put us in a rest home for this.
Contact her at:
She’s 4 you jackass.
Jackson – aka: Fat Jack
Jackson is an international man of leisure. With no visible means of support, he doggedly pursues his single, all consuming interest…boobs. Really, they are like heroin to him.
Contact him at:
You’re kidding, right?
IN THE MEDIA:
Occasionally we wind up on TV, Radio, Print and elsewhere on the Web. Some examples of these exploits can be found on our media page.
If you would like us to dance like a trained monkey for you, just throw peanuts at the screen and call Michael at 858-225-7599. You can also email him at: michael atfamilyhack dot com. Someday he’ll stop writing about himself in the third person.
